{"id":1339,"date":"2009-08-09T22:08:48","date_gmt":"2009-08-10T05:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogtotheoldskool.com\/?p=1339"},"modified":"2009-08-15T08:12:13","modified_gmt":"2009-08-15T15:12:13","slug":"cookie-functioning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogtotheoldskool.com\/?p=1339","title":{"rendered":"Cookie – Functioning"},"content":{"rendered":"

I got this EP today because it sounded really weird and I had never heard of it before. It’s actually pretty mediocre in my opinion, but the artist name \/ label name (“beast baseball”) \/ obscurity factor provided sufficient WTF-age to convince me to drop a buck or two on it. To be honest, I was surprised enough just to find out that it actually was a hardcore record, based on the highly incongruous name\/artwork. Maybe someone will actually like it…. for me though, this is definitely an obscure-for-the-sake-of-obscure post, which I’m mainly uploading for any veteran collectors who have run across this before and wondered what a hardcore record by an artist called “COOKIE” could possibly sound like.<\/p>\n

The track on the other side has some sort of marching band beat on top of a half speed breakbeat, with simple bass and a pitched down sample of a voice repeatedly saying “We are witnessing the demeez of music”…. yeah, makes perfect sense… \ud83d\ude15
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I got this EP today because it sounded really weird and I had never heard of it before. It’s actually pretty mediocre in my opinion, but the artist name \/ label name (“beast baseball”) \/ obscurity factor provided sufficient WTF-age to convince me to drop a buck or two on it. To be honest, I… <\/p>\n

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